5:30 PM.

This one's for all the marbles.

So I get out of the car to mail my blockbuster rental back and this guy who is already there says to me, "Are you SURE you're old enough to drive?"

Cause you know, if I were really 14 like he thought, I would probably be home at 11:30 am on a Friday...

Yeah.

I think buying something off eBay is a rite of passage.

I think I am finally going to get it together this time.

I came home yesterday and found a pencil in my toilet.

AdamJL18 (10:23:30 PM): omg ( Read more... )

I fOrTYsIxNTwO I (11:43:21 PM): you know what I mean?
Andifnotnowwhen (11:43:25 PM): no lol
Andifnotnowwhen (11:43:50 PM): you lost me at car jacking monkey

I think one of the most important things I have ever heard anyone say, was that

If you eat your food without thanking G-d for it, you are stealing it from G-d.

Stop stealing your food.

So yesterday I went shopping. I get to AE and decide to try on like 1000 pairs of jeans and the girl who opens the fitting room doors is like,

"Would you like a sweater or something to try on with these jeans?"

"No thanks, I'm wearing a shirt under my coat."

I'm not even kidding...

Today's my 19th birthday!