I'm so cranky and its hot here in the library and I'm a little scared that I might pick up the wrong book and wham! anthrax and the guy next to me is coughin' and I'm pretty convinced he's got the bird flu or something ( Read more... )

Everyone hear about the green stuff in the train station?

That was really mean.

Now that I think about it, it still could be bacterial slurry. All they had to do was write shampoo on it and wham! we are rubbing it into our scalps ( Read more... )

i think i will break my fast tonight by drinking a liter of manischewitz ( Read more... )

I was feeling really bad and now I just feel warm and fuzzy and wondderfull. For real. My mom won't talk to me going on 2 days now whatever SHE IS FUCKING BICH ID IDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!Q i worry a bout rosh ahashsahahna WHAT THE FUCK SHE WRTHROW A BLANKET AT ME AND LETS BMY BOOK DORP RIGHT ON THE FOOR ASSHOLE ( Read more... )

I think I want to adopt a special needs child.

Everyone has that weekend.  This is that weekend.

And..

HEY FUCKERS IF YOU THINK A FUCKING CHAIN LETTER MEANS ANYTHING, SERIOUSLY!!!, YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!  OMG, GROW UP!!!!  NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU SEND ONE TO ME!!!!

FUCK YOU!

You are a
Social Liberal
(76% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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So yesterday my great-grandma turned 96. Or so we think. We aren't sure which of the three birthdays is the right one, so we celebrate the one in September every year. I hope I am that kick ass at 96. Imagine living to see your first child turn 81! She wants to have a beer and go buy some makeup. That's fucking hilarious! Beer and makeup! ( Read more... )