Cheesiest pick-up lines ever...haha

[cp_diva]

Most of these are directed towards those H-mo's out there...but ladies I'm sure you can find one to use...

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice arse... what time does it open?

4. Do you work for Customs? I thought I saw you checking out my

Comments

[eastaer]

And how many of these have YOU used?
lol

lol

[unsatisfiedlife]

for real i laughed in the computer lab . . .
but #16 is mine, considering the bodyweight factor.