If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never ( Read more... )

OK, so I have been getting this in my email box from many people, and I wanted to address it, as publically as possable... I make no apologies about being anti McPalin... This email is just the kind of propiganda they must spew, to try and get elected.

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.
I'm ( Read more... )

Found this on a message board about random fears.
look, i know moths are scary, and i dont care that i fear them.
nor should you. i know that they cant hurt me, but why take the chance? embrace your fear and channel it into killing these hairy scary dusty cocksuckers. When i come home at night and those bastards are hanging around my porch light i ( Read more... )

I had a very intense and vivid dream last night ( Read more... )

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped ( Read more... )

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Listen carefully to what they say.

Since no one figured out the others, here they are...

1. They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.
-Boondock Saints

5. Today I've come up with the perfect sentence. The rhythm, the syntax, the dipthongs, the dissidence... "Last night, I ( Read more... )

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