And this is what most of us grew up on - CLICK ME

After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way ( Read more... )

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask ( Read more... )

...and where I want to go...


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"...I'm so fine I would leave my draws in your hamper..."

Haha, that was so funny I almost dropped my bowling ball.  Some stupid song with the monk chanting from the Wizard of Oz.  O-E-O...

"I wear my sunglasses at night..."

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SING IT GIRLS!!!
Ready... set... go...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should ( Read more... )

...I find this line funny:

"The train of cars blasted out of the tunnel and straight up the 420-foot hill at top speed...."

Top Thrill Dragster

Pachaderm...v 2.0!!!

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ( Read more... )