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[cphiecekslee]

my mom is so wierd. she comes up to me and goes " i came up with two new yo momma jokes"

one is

yo momma's so fat that when i slapp ed her thigh, it slapped me back!'

the other is

yo momma's so ugly that when she goes to look in a mirror, instead of it saying whose the fairest one of all, it says "oh fuck, not again!!!"

she is so wierd

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[cphiecekslee]

dammit i know my dad says i still cant see you until he talks to your mom

but this is why we will meet in secret, you see? CONCERT TIME