holy crap. i completely forgot that livejournal existed for about a year... i remembered it and came here and read all the shit we used to write and i was cracking up so hard at how much we all suck and my mom thought i was schizo because she couldnt figure out who i was laughing at ( Read more... )

my mom is so wierd. she comes up to me and goes " i came up with two new yo momma jokes"

one is

yo momma's so fat that when i slapp ed her thigh, it slapped me back!'

the other is

yo momma's so ugly that when she goes to look in a mirror, instead of it saying whose the fairest one of all, it says "oh fuck, not again!!!"

she is so wierd

arghargharghargharghargharghargh

you know what is sooo frustrating? the little things that move in the corner of your eyes. whatever they are. its annoying! ack its killing my concentration! fuckityfucktiyfuckity fuck!!!!! they wont stop moving grargh

I walk down these streets ( Read more... )

Which is worse ( Read more... )

well guess what melanie. i might just have to join you at DSST. my parents are so pissed because i got a D on my report card, so they are threatening to send me to science and tech. i should just die. or go live under maxs trampoline XD

i made a shitty ass poem. what a surprise. hahahahahahahaha. but i havent written in a while, and it will show big time when/if you read this ( Read more... )

HAPPY YULE! ITS THE LAST DAY!!!

oh yeah. merry christmas and happy new years

melanie has inspired me to write again with that thing she wrote whihc by the way declares that melanie is the coolest and is currently no ones wife but mine...so back off...lol ( Read more... )

hey look what i made its ugly as shit but ok it all works ( Read more... )