I am Jack's spleen.

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Poll Did you miss me?

God: Where the hell have you been?
ElCuco: In a coma
God: I've had to watch MSNBC for my news!
God: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MSNBC SUCKS?
ElCuco: Gosh thanks. Glad I was missed
God: haha I didnt miss you
God: Just glad I have someone to pick on other than Dubya
God: LOL
God: Heh. I hate you Dill
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How the hell did I get in the LJ "crossdressing" community? Wow I HAVE been out of it.

*Cuco woke up in the hospital surrounded by men in white coats. As none of his muscles had been used in months he couldnt obtain the strength to open his eyes. "Can you tell me your name"? he heard one say. "My name is Cuco" He groaned.
"What the hell happened? I have to go. I need to catch up on the current event that shape our world"*
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BOSTON- after six hours of debate, Massachusetts Lawmakers rejected a proposed bill that sought to legalize civil unions in the state. Upon hearing the results, thousands of Jesus Freaks got down on their knees and wept with joy ( Read more... )

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Osama Signed On At 5:39AM
OsamaBL: Guess who is back
OsamaBL: Back again
OsamaBL: Bin Laden is back
ElCuco: Hi
OsamaBL: Tell a friend
ElCuco: So wassap? Did you watch the superbowl?
OsamaBL: watch it? Nigga I was THERE
ElCuco: WHAT?
OsamaBL: fourth row! Nobody saw me! They were too busy looking at the Jackson booby!
ElCuco: Oh. My. God.
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