Only to animal roactivists, just keep a flask of gasoline and a lighter on you. Next time someone says some thing along the lines of "I'm offended" or "That's offensive to others" whip out the flask dump it on them, WAIT for them to realize what you just poured all over them. Then take out the lighter (don't light it) smirk and say "I'm sorry what was that?", then slowly move you thumb to light it and watch them run. I'm sorry what was the original subject at hand? Oh well, we need to hang out.
Y'know, Joe, when I tell some of my friends that they're enormous, I get the same reaction. Specifically when I say that to my female friends who are under 110 pounds.
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