Oh, right, the fake pensises

[cptawesome]

I should mention that for the most part, I have stopped updating this journal. Unless a story comes along that I feel I would want to read again, like this one. Ive got that feeling that next to noone reads this more, so anything funny and anectdotal I just throw up as a bullettin on My myspace. I almost consider it the new livejournal, since

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[mixtaped]

interested!

and i don't think you should put it away. you should start leaving it other places that she might stumble upon it. like the bathroom or the fridge.

[cptawesome]

Before Andrea, there was this asian girl I had been fooling around with. Nothing serious, just some naked shenanigans as she was still a virgin. I asked if I could take pictures of us named and she consented, so I snapped some with my webcam before we left to go to the movies.

In probably the biggest rookie mistake I have ever made, I left the webcam program on. If I had beaten mom home by another 5-10 minutes, I couldve gotten home before her, but I didnt. I got an akward call on the way home asking where I was because "It looked like I was in a big hurry." I know she had seen them because the mouse was in a different place from where I left it, otherwise the screensaver wouldve held up.

She probably didnt know what to make of it. Essentially the pictures are just me kissing a nude asian girl, but my moms an awful racist and im sure it bothered her to no end. She never ever mentioned it outright, though.

[delenn_xi]

You're on myspace too? Man, that place eats souls. I'll miss your updates! They are always wacky fun.

[cptawesome]

I dont really encourage people who dont have one to make one, but if you do be sure to add me. ive gotten over how bad it sucks and how stupid the people are and now Im having some geniune fun with it.

[holom]

Brilliant. Screw MySpace, yay LJ.