Why haven't I been updating recently? Ignoring the everpresent element of laziness that litters my behavior, the main reason is because I actually buckled down and got an honest to goodness, adult persons job working at Raytheon's SMT department. 2nd shift, 2:30-11, 40 hours a week--full insurance of varities medical, dental, vision, life, STD, ( Read more... )

I'm finally done with awful Community College ( Read more... )

Some of you may have heard some time ago that XM radio and Sirius radio (the two major satellite radio companies, for those in the know) were undergoing a merger and becoming one company, Sirius XM. I had my share of worries with this news, worries which, in the end, turned out to be completely justified ( Read more... )

For the past few weeks, I've been playing nothing but Fallout 3 and Fable 2, which are both fantastic. I beat Fable 2 and lent it to the Mrs., so lately its all been fallout. Fallout 3 does things that annoy me, but if the point of video games is to have fun wasting time than this game just won the prize, because nothing is more fun and time- ( Read more... )

Voted today.  Figured I'd write about it here because I'd love to be really vocal about my votes and shit but thats really obnoxious and writing about it here is much less intrusive ( Read more... )

While I was peeing just a moment ago--a ferocious, diet-coke and preparing to masturbate* pee, I realised that my stream of piss had directly hit the hole of the zipper on my jeans, which was jutting out far more than usual. I cannot explain what a horrible sight this was to witness, and the only name I could think for this effect was the "Urine ( Read more... )

I posted this as a myspace bulletin but I think it bares repeating, here, so that I can be on record as having said it--this is something years of time will not change, I believe ( Read more... )

I'll be honest. A few months ago I had made a fake Xpeeps profile with a random picture of a girl in her underpants I mised somewhere off the internet, just so I could add all of the girls that didn't want men to see their photos and then, well, giggle as a man looked at all their privatey pictures. Seriously, like 2/3'ds of the girls on that ( Read more... )

I can't stress enough how jealous I am of people who tire at the same time each night and go to bed. Likewise, the people who can decide to go to bed 2-3 hours earlier because they need to wake up early? I have no fucking idea how people do that. The classic quote here is "I've never quite gotten the hang of sleeping, I dont know if I need ( Read more... )

I ended up writing the following diatribe on the forums earlier today in a thread about being in your early-20's and feeling like your life is directionless. It really hit home with me and the post I ended up writing sounded very whiny and pathetic, so I figured it was the perfect thing to stick on a livejournal:

"I should graduate (given I dont ( Read more... )