...if I'm not in any and no one is having sex, I'm just not interested ( Read more... )

A huge crush on a girl.

And her name is Zach Stroeher.

I hate laugh tracks on TV shows. Mostly when the laugh track doesn't go off when I think something is funny. Then I awkwardly stop mid-laugh and am secretly unsure about what I just thought was funny a few moments earlier.

Stupid laugh tracks, filling me with self-doubt.

I was reminded last night that this thing still exists.

I'm not sure what use I have for it though.

Post to your blog more often. You'd be surprised how faulty your memory is ( Read more... )

Fuck 2007

oh yeah and Fuck 2008.

both of them can fuckoff.

Working retail means I get to get up when everyone else is going to bed.

Yeah for a fun filled day full of crazy people.

Last night I had a dream that I was the coolest dude at a party.

It was because I stole an Aperture Science portal gun and was running all over the place.

I play too many video games.

Remember when I said I was going to write in this a lot and then I didn't?

Joke is on you mother fuckers.

My life for the past few months: Planning, thinking, saving, stabbing, listening, writing, eating, sitting, watching, working, hanging, drinking, defending, breathing, being, sleeping.

You happy now?

"I'm thinking about cashing in my savings and just going to finish up school." I suggested it at the dinner table, just to bounce the idea off my mother. She has been the most steadfast supporter of my education since my youth, just as a mother should be. However, my statement caught her off guard ( Read more... )