Auntie Em,
Hate you, Hate Kansas,
Taking the dog.
-Dorothy

If you are reading this, I am already dead. Ever since Mr. Wonka left me the Chocolate Factory my life has been a living hell. I had woken on several occasions to what I am sure were the Umpa Loompas stroking my young body. Within two weeks of taking control of the factory my Grandfather became addicted to Fizzy Lifting drinks, culminating in a ( Read more... )

Sons of Adam, Daughters of Eve, Behold, for my mercy is greater even than the mercy of God almighty himself. For even now there is a path open to you, a road of mercy, and you will know this road by its redemption. And tell your children of it, for only by that road may one come to bask once again in my light.

Why do all the Hippies have to pick a different thing to fight every week? Fuck them and their bullshit, They pick a topic that the Government takes a stand on and then they tear it apart, I think just because they think it is fun.. well I say fuck it people, Go do your part to further the distinct fact that we are top of the food chain, run over ( Read more... )

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You got to love it when you take a medicine because you are coughing and one of the warning lables reads "MAY CAUSE SUDDEN DEATH ( Read more... )

When the shape outlines and the old begin ancient formulas of exorcisms and excommunications that witches and those made, and to trust the feigned wolves, the evil spirit' I maim the skin of the beast the demon clothed in wolfskin and I burn in the hollow of the tree. Requiring to be hidden the lycanthropi are capable of the metamorphosis, and i ( Read more... )

Ok... So I figured out what is going on down at Cerulean Studios, through the great art of spying.... and this is what I found ( Read more... )