Fist of Five Pt1 (COCKASSery)

[cptyossarian]

Fist of Five! Activate

Comments

[mellikitten]

never heard 'cockass' before, but it fits and I like it. I'm adopting it into my lexicon

[cptyossarian]

Should there be a competition to decide the official definition of 'cockass' as used by DJ?

[cptyossarian]

Cockass: Noun
1. A variation of the positive asshole, one whose actions are based on provoking reactions from others. Usually for comedic purposes.
ex. "Wow, Larry is really being a top-notch cockass right now."

[dewaltgirl]

yeah, i think that definitly works.

you just might be #1 king cockass!

[joshbex]

Bryce, how could you say all that to this band? Don't you realize UNIVERSAL called them. They didn't call Universal, Universal called them. They are up and coming. HOW DARE YOU

[mellikitten]

"Cockass without a cause..."

I think I just found the title of the first album that our screaming chick band will make.

Now I just need to form a screaming chick band.

[dewaltgirl]

^ #2 king cockass

[dewaltgirl]

this is a reply to josh, not anyone else.

[radiotimes]

you win teh intern3t

pwnt.

[scrumdown]

you now this can't be the end of this

you have to start a club just to hate these guys.

[cptyossarian]

a myspace group dedicated to hating them?
brilliant!

[dewaltgirl]

no, that would be a total cockass thing to do.

[spheregazer]

where is there a wall to put my head through when I need one, Oh there's one..............................................................................................ouch! fuck! cockass! mother! I shouldnt have done that, maybe next time my head will just explode.