I find Dane Cook funny, but I also find making fun of Dane Cook just as funny.

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I am now a real estate broker. Bex Realty will soon be open for business.

Curbside recycling is coming up for a vote and I’m damn afraid it’s going to pass. It is a waste of our taxpayer money, our municipal time, and resources in general ( Read more... )

"They who sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind.” -Hosea 8:7


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Summer finals are over. The summer is mine! Except for that 40 page paper I’m writing over why legal prohibitions on adult consensual incest violate the Constitution. Pro-choice and gay rights lobbyists finally did something for inbred rednecks everywhere even if they didn’t realize it.

Last night, I ate with Erika at Zio’s. Our waiter brought us a couple of these white and green after-dinner mints with our check ( Read more... )

You win this round, Satan.

Oh yeah, I broke down and signed up for facebook. Add me if you like. I'll try to add who I find.

Did you ever notice in horror movies that the Anti-Christ is almost always supposed to be born to a Catholic girl? I figured it out. It's all because Catholics are more hardcore about not getting abortions. I think that'd probably suck for Satan to do all that work and have his child vacuumed out. My question is if you aborted the Anti-Christ, ( Read more... )

Now that finals are over and I don't have to think about interstate child custody determinations pursuant to the Uniform Child Custody Jurisdiction Enforcement Act, I get to think about the pointless things I want to think about ( Read more... )