Dear Diary...

[crack_monkie]

Dillon made a bet that I couldn't read an issue, word-for-word, front-to-back, of Cosmo

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[eliseisawkward]

Did you know that Cosmo's sex advice is a load of bull? I don't know ANYONE who could give a blowie with a chunk of mango in their mouth.

[savagegrace]

Not unless they were really turned on by the extreme likelihood of ending up in the emergency room...

(Or maybe they have unusually large mouths...they use instruments...like penis enlargers...but for mouths.)

(Ew.)