Southpark Kink Meme

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The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST

Here's how it works.

Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.

MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!

This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to this postTry not to be too specific or the writer's

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[anonymous]

Craig/Tweek
Dirty talk (it just goes along with the show? xD) and crossdressing♥

[anonymous]

A plastic shopping bag was thrown into Tweek’s arms once he opened the door. “Put this on

[anonymous]

Yet somehow, Tweek found himself on Craig’s arm being lead around town. Not just a quiet walk through the park, oh no; the busiest sections of town, into several shops and arcades.

Tweek’s cheeks were burning with the knowledge that Craig had been right; it was obvious to everyone that he was a boy in a dress. His balls burnt with the friction, as well as every word that Craig would hiss to him on their journey.

“Feel the chill on your nuts through that skirt? Would you like me to warm them up, right here and now? Just push up that little skirt for all to see?

“Remember the last time I fucked you? You just couldn’t hold it in, could you bitch? You’re paying for that now. I’m not fucking you when you want it, I’m fucking you when I feel like it

[anonymous]

Not the OP, but Jesus CHRIST, now that was amazing.

Jesus... Christ...

[anonymous]

Kyle, forced feminization/cross dressing -- forced meaning blackmail, bullying into it, but Kyle DOES NOT want it.

maybe more later?

[anonymous]

"Fuck you, Cartman," Kyle hissed with such venom, it was hard to imagine that same voice even capable of sounding friendly. It was hard to imagine such a venomous voice coming out of such a sweet looking face.

Kyle had always been somewhat androgynous, his face heart shaped and eyes wide, but with his tight, red ringlets on display, without the many layers hiding his slim frame or the hat hiding his face, he looked downright feminine. He wasn't wearing makeup, the only one of them who could get a hold of the stuff on such short notice was Kenny, and all his mother had were bright reds and that clashed horribly with Kyle's coloring, which was just as well. He looked natural and clean. And pissed.

The heels belonged to Shelly and were, surprisingly, just a size too big for Kyle. The plaid skirt and matching top came from Kenny and no one was keen on asking where he'd gotten them, the odd gleam in his eye as he passed them off to Kyle more than enough of a hint.

He looked ridiculous, but only because he didn't. He looked like a

[anonymous]

Oh please go on!

[anonymous]

Seconded. I would love it if this was continued!

[anonymous]

Bebe/Wendy. Experimenting.

[anonymous]

“I'm sick of boys!” Bebe yelled, flinging her tote bag to the floor. The contents spilled out and at least one stray lipstick rolled under Wendy's bed, but she paid her disappearing items no heed. She tore her high heeled shoes off her feet, red rings remaining on her ankles where the straps had cut into her skin. “They're stupid, never satisfied, contradictory and I really think sometimes that I'd be better off without them

[anonymous]

“It's the new moisturising cream. Wings, I think

[anonymous]

God, thank you. That was incredible.

- OP

[anonymous]

Bebe/Wendy: Teacher.

(1/?) I spent too long on this and it isn't great, I'm sorry!

[anonymous]

Wendy actually felt a slight pang of guilt when it came to these moments. She was technically supposed to be with Stan. She was technically very happy in that relationship. She really shouldn’t cheat on him.

That pang usually ebbed away when she remembered that Stan actually drove her to this. He was just so boring, so routine, so military about sex. There was no talk, let alone dirty talk. No games, not even a simple game of doctor. Wendy almost had a heart attack when he’d once been persuaded to attempt a different position.

Yes, Stan had driven her into the arms of another lover. Maybe technically it wasn’t cheating if she was just finishing her climax without him. Lots of women masturbated after sex, it just… their masturbation didn’t involve another person

(2/3)

[anonymous]

“I think you’re going to learn to respect me, Wendy,” Bebe countered. She turned neatly on her black, patent-leather shoes and walked away from Wendy again, towards her work desk. “I’m a believer in the old ways, and I think they’ll help set you on the right path

(3/3)

[anonymous]

“I don’t want to rush this, Wendy,” Bebe informed her. “Too fast and the second pain dulls into the first. Too fast and you’ll forget who’s in charge now. You’re still the student at this point in your life, and I’m the teacher.” She brought the ruler back down firmly, at a different part of Wendy’s skin

[anonymous]

kyle, mpreg

thank fuck this is anonymous or i'd get kicked out of the fandom with this meme

[anonymous]

Nothing in Kyle's wardrobe fitted him anymore. Stan could understand how this would be upsetting. He really could. Shopping was boring as hell and expensive, which was especially bad since they had just bought a new apartment. He wasn't quite sure it merited a two hour sob fest, though. He had told Kyle to man up (in a gentle way; he wasn't as ass) but he'd had a lamp thrown at him for his efforts. Kyle's lamp. And then Kyle started crying because that was another thing he needed to buy again

[anonymous]

The reactions were not as bad as both had feared. Only Cartman continued to mock them and that was hardly a surprise. Sheila Broflovski was overjoyed at having a new child to fawn over. She and Sharon quickly immersed themselves in the planning and preparations for the baby. They designed the baby's room, bought baby outfits and even held a baby shower in Kyle's honour. Kyle did not attend

Not OP

[anonymous]

Oh good god, you made me like one of my squicks. I'm glad I gave this one a try. Well done.