Southpark Kink Meme

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The Official Southpark Kink Meme!
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT POST

Here's how it works.

Post an ANONYMOUSE request. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, or more. IT doesn't matter.

MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE A KINK!!!

This isn't a pairing meme. For a guide to kinkage, please refer to this postTry not to be too specific or the writer's

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[anonymous]

Cartman>Kyle & Stan/Kyle

Cartman gets to Kyle before Stan even has a chance to stop him. Non-con.

[1/2]

[anonymous]

“Hello?”

“Dude, where are you?”

“At home, where else?”

“What happened to coming to Cartman’s?”

“What? When did I say I was going to do that?”

“Cartman told me you and Kenny were coming over to his tonight, some kind of movie night.”

“Dude, he didn’t tell me about that.”

“Then apparently it’ll be news to Kenny too. Great.”

“Weird. What is that fat-ass up to now?”

“I don’t know, just get over here dude. I don’t want to face a whole evening alone with Cartman ragging on about my people.”

“Sure, I’ll be there as soon as I can, Kyle.”

“Thanks,” Kyle muttered into his cell-phone before flipping it shut and slipping it back into his pocket. He opened the medicine cabinet over the sink delaying the inevitable return to Cartman’s company, before closing it again quickly. God damn Mrs. Cartman was a whore

[2/2]

[anonymous]

“What the fuck!” Kyle struggled to try and right himself. The sight of his own blood and the pain pricking his nerves was sending a fire through him, the only thing on his mind was his wish to return the punches

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[anonymous]

hdbksj THAT was amazing, thank you!

At the same time I'm left at the edge of my seat about when Stan arrives!

[anonymous]

BUTTERS/PARIS HILTON. PSEUDO-BEASTALITY (I REQUEST HE BE IN HIS BEAR COSTUME) + SOMNOPHILIA.

Now here's something I never dreamt I'd write

[anonymous]

‘Ugh, I’m fed up of all those paparazzi!’ Paris complained, slamming her door behind her. She coughed like a docker, hacking up semen into her hand before wiping it discreetly on her skirt. ‘They don’t understand what its like to be me. They don’t even try! The only one who understands is my Mr Biggles

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[anonymous]

SOMEONE ANSWERED! AHHHH, THANK YOU! I LOVE IT! Though I'm super jazzed someone took my crack prompt to begin with, I really loved this because, unlike with a lot of crack fics, you kept this very in character with Butters immediately worrying about getting grounded by his parents and his 'oh, hamburgers' and Paris just being a filthy, drunk whore hacking up semen and loving on her Mr. Biggles. And I also loved the AWESOME-O nod! AND IT WAS HILARIOUS! THANK YOU!

[anonymous]

What can I say? I like a challenge. ^_-

I'm glad it meets your approval.

[anonymous]

Stan/Kyle -bondage with toys Kyle as the uke don't care the setting or anything else.

[anonymous]

CartmanxKyle; good-night kiss. Cartman sneaks over to Kyle's late at night.

This makes no sense

[anonymous]

Kyle lifted his head with a jerk as the rapping at the window became increasingly disruptive to his slumber. He finally sat up, and the muffled voice that has been calling his name finally had an owner: Eric Cartman.

"Cartman?" he asked sleepily, crawling over to the window. He unlatched it and the other boy came tumbling in onto this bed. "What do you want, fat ass? It's 1 a.m.!"

"So?" Cartman asked, brushing himself off. "Goddammit, you stupid cheap Jews really need to get the side of your house cleaned, Jesus Christ."

"No one's supposed to be climbing up it!" Kyle hissed. "What the fuck are you doing here? I'm trying to sleep

Part 2

[anonymous]

Cartman focused all his attention on the head, slurping along the ridge and the sensitive part on the bottom before centering in on the little slit right at the tip. He did stop at one point to take an extended glance at Kyle's erection. It was the first cut one he'd ever seen, not that it made much of a difference now given how much the Jew's cock was straining, seemingly begging for it. Cartman could swear it was pulsating, and the newness of even knowing it was somehow tougher than his own cock, being that it didn't have a foreskin to protect it, made him ache hard. He reached down to fondle his own manhood as he resumed his diligent work on Kyle's cock, now stroking it with his free hand while he lapped the pre-come from Kyle's slit

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[anonymous]

Oh god that was awesome~! Thank you <33

[anonymous]

Kyle, Date rape.

You may choose who does the 'deed' ;)