Hello, and welcome to a post-myspace edition of I'm Bored and Have Decided to Boast of My Inadequacies on the Internet. Ahem.

I'm heavily into self-analysis, which apparently is at the root of my problems, as diagnosed by the online encyclopedia of mental health. It's cheap and highly inaccurate, so that's a double-win. This week's self-exam has ( Read more... )

How to win an e-mail fight.

I know it's old, but it's new to me, and man, do I love it.

I bet you didn't know that's what 'p.s.' stands for, you luddite. I'm kidding, yes you did. That's not even obscure anymore. Dammit ( Read more... )

It's a false alarm, I'm not really going to start updating this damn thing again. I don't think. Well, actually, maybe I could use it as a links dump. When I find something cool I could make a note. Here are a few I'd like to be able to find again in the future ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I was bored enough to waste my time on this page. But I'm reading Don Quixote right now and it's kind of hard to force myself to pick it up ( Read more... )

Today nothing happened. I finished jonelle's christmas present though, so that was good. But otherwise nothing happened, although the hole in my favourite sweater got fixed, thanks mom. And I talked to Jonelle some, and she's meeting boys, which spells trouble. I'm kidding, this one is actually not a jackass, very nice, with an embarrassing ( Read more... )

Today I had sales and marketing class, and it made me feel like a cheap tart. Actually I have more respect for cheap tarts than I do for my instructor, a giant of a man with a used car salesman way of waving his hands around. He's teaching us how to gouge. It's very inspiring. It's inspiring me to be a welder, or possibly a fan-dancer ( Read more... )

That's really not the way to begin a thought, but I can't control these things right now. So I've made another interesting step forward in the career department, which I'd like to document. I've discovered that it is bad for my career to become indispensable to 50 year old men. You see, this is the thing, and I hope you write this down: the key ( Read more... )

Twice in a row, how ill-advised. Don't ever, EVER succumb to the wiles of a faith healer. Not for $85 an hour anyway. I'm atoning for my sins by saying this - I told some radio listeners that my migraine was gone when it really wasn't, just to avoid getting fired etc., and I feel very, very bad about it. She may wear very odd clothing, but that ( Read more... )

It's been weeks. And yet medically, I'm still in the same place. Possibly fatter and with less functioning synapses. That is the update ( Read more... )