So I was born in Missouri, but my family moved away when I was young before any permanent damage was done. Most of my extended family still lives there, so I feel I have an idea of how it all might have turned out differently. I have a handful of cousins that still live there. Most of them seem to have gotten themselves into one type of 'trouble' ( Read more... )

I just wrote this long involved letter to Jeb and the delivery failed. Somehow the whole email went puff up in smoke and I'm back to the drawing board. Damn you, evil Jeb. You will hear my opinion on the House bill 99 and the Clean Marina Program. Oh, but now it's going to be written by a sleepy, cranky, earthy, tree hugging hippy who has some shit ( Read more... )

"A lot of stuff has to be left behind when embarking for adventure.
That fact in itself is reason enough to get out of Dodge."
--George Dubinkey

"Earlier today, the Senate Environment Committee deadlocked 9-9 over ( Read more... )

Dude. I just sharted....

Lauren Guidi is going to be in town very briefly on this Wed night. So anyone who wants to see her should come out to dinner with us. I'm guessing we will go out around 7ish, and probably to someplace downtown. Let me know if you are interested.

Ole'

No matter how hard I try I can't grow a unibrow. I've tried concentrating and focusing on it, but it's just not in the cards. So I have no choice I feel my only other option is a unibrow tatoo. I'll just have them fill in the gap.

I was in a haze all day at work today. I think my Narcolepsy was acting up because I was just not in full control of myself due to the fog that was covering my brain, and the drowsiness....oh, so sleepy....szzzzzzz.....So I was talking to a client about her dog and it had gotten to the point that I needed to get the patient's file. So I go to do my ( Read more... )

99 days left, then Ready or Not here I come.