Ladies and Gentlemen, ahem....

I am wireless.

Beware of the traveling black bean.

Signed,
The Nomad

Quaff

>Not to be confused with another similar word.

Definition: To drink heartily.

Put that in a sentence.

I have jury duty tomorrow...boo!...this sucks big time, I really don't have the time or patience for this right now.

I think it's an awfully big coincidence that I should be called upon for jury duty. My summons arrived in my mail box approximately one week after I had to call a client of ours at my work about her overdue account. Oh, did I forget ( Read more... )

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" Mahatma Gandhi

Anybody know anyone who has a fish tank? I have 3 fish that need a new home, as my fish tank will not be set up in my next residence.

P.S. They are semi-aggressive.

Okay, I'm putting this on livejournal on purpose b/c it's going to make me get my shit together. If I don't get these two very important things done, I welcome you all to mock me, and never let me hear the end of it ( Read more... )

In the words of Dion:
Kansas City, Kansas City here I come...

If I freeze to death it was nice knowing you all.

I always have trouble getting out of the bowl.

Alright so this has been kicked around with multiple friends during many different conversations, and with the ladies at work, but I keep forgetting who's on my top five so I thought I'd get it down once and for all ( Read more... )