"my countrymen, it's been eight months since I've been here, and I just love what you've done with the place! Chicken fries? "I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)"? Snakes on a Plane? Majestic! Our country is truly crunker than it has ever been."

The Gossip, tonight! I am peeing my pants with excitement (there is soo much pee......)

The reason I was talking about rollerderby was because I really need a tuff roller derby name. All that I have come up with is "Hell Mary" (my middle name is mary), "Helen back" or "Ginger Ale" which really isn't tuff or scary but I just really like the name ginger. Any suggestions?

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Can someone (s) explain to me the appeal of David Egger's book, "A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius?" I really, really disliked that book and really could not find much to like about it, except for the real world parts, they were kinda funny. It seems like everyone really loves this book, am I missing something? I just don't understand.

worse then internet girls? post internet girls. (more to come later)

for the first time all summer i have a tan line.

i am obsessed with being wet! anyone want to come swimming with me later tonight?

oh you just gonna stand there,huh? what are you too cute to dance? or are you scared?

JOBBED!


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So I just finished the new harry potter and I am freaking out. There are emotions going on that I have never felt. Someone needs to finish the book and call me.

I think I am going to find some harry potter message boards or something.

So seriously summer is slowly slipping away. Tomorrow I find out about a job I applied for, meaning soon I might have a real job with real responsibilities and a real schedule. Soon it will be august and then it will be the end of august and all the amusement parks and swimming pools will be closed. I need to get to doing things, I am not tan and ( Read more... )

tonight i am going "clubbing" with a group of girls, and I am petty sure it is going to be really weird and not that much fun, I am being pressure into going and if I don't go people are going to be dissapointed.Besides, sometimes staying home at night when everyone you know is out doing something is a little sad ( Read more... )