Madame Zoltar's Astrological Predictions for this week

[craftyredhead]

So I'm working on a graphic design project for a client - it's one of those free gazette type things, he wanted a mockup so rather than just put in "blah blah blah" i'm writing fake content.
Do you know how easy it is to write a snarky astrology column? I think it's what Rob Brezny does.

For your reading enjoyment:

AriesMars is finally out of

Comments

[curwinus]

You forgot Scorpio!

[craftyredhead]

fixed. Pretty accurate too, I think!

[curwinus]

Are you reading my mind again? ;-)