so my friend sends me this pic of Sarah Palin that is floating around.
My first reaction is that it's photoshopped - one, because it's just too darn easy to do, and also, who wears their glasses to the pool? honestly.


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Is anyone good at this? my only resort is to pass on jokes I have, or do funny voices. C. (the guy I like) is beset by yet another two crises, and I'm getting afraid to ask how he is, since he always answers, "shitty." I never know what to say. At first I ask if he wants to talk about it, and he would. But of course little miss perfectionist feels ( Read more... )

I can't decide if he got someone's ass fat injected into his cheeks in a last ditch attempt to look young or his face just finally collapsed when he ran out of young boys to suck blood from...

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I'm dating someone ( Read more... )

oh man! have I been incredibly lax in updating here ( Read more... )

Do NOT try to upgrade your iPhone firmware to 2.0 unless you want to rend and tear your flesh ( Read more... )

So I'm walking home from my afternoon run, when I see this black dude taking a leak against a tree, right on the sidewalk ahead of me. he's havng a chat with his friend, and appears not only sober but not at all crazy. I kind of shake my head as I walk by, and his friend calls me "cracker" but then the dude says, "NO BUTT ( Read more... )

You know I started writing this big poetic and sappy post about men i loved and loved me back, men who couldn't love me, men who I didn't love back. But why not just put it out there ( Read more... )

This is my first official post as a NEW YORK RUNNER! WOO HOO ( Read more... )

I'm having a devil of a time naming my consulting biz - the part where I am writing and doing SEO...(graphic design is studiomoodle.com)

what do you think about:

smart mouth consulting

It's not too cutesy, and even though it does have a "smart ass" connotation - it does describe what's coming out of my head...

love it? hate it? what do you