From the 1969 Betty Crocker Cookbook

[cranberrynomiko]

Breakfast Specials

Mary's sleeping over! Jim's bringing a girl home from college! You've asked friends to come for brunch after church. Or you just woke up this morning so full of goodwill that you wanted to make the day special. That's the day for any one of the good things in this section. (Our testers tell us they're delicious!) Spread this

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[chaosraven]

The exclamation points mean it's extra tasty.

[cranberrynomiko]

Judging by the recipes, that's not a bad theory.

[chaosraven]

The real reason Rachel needs to come back to Portland: BAKING ME THINGS. ;_;

[cranberrynomiko]

Yeah, one of these days someone is just gonna kidnap me and lock me in their kitchen. I'll be like, "Woo, go me!" and then, "Oh shit, I need to escape."

[stormdog]

Those! Sound! Like! Good! Recipes! *giggles*

[crannyapple]

Is it just me, or is it eerily reminiscent of something from Stepford Wives (except for the fact that, you know, this isn't fiction)?

[cranberrynomiko]

That's the way I usually describe the cookbook: amazing recipes, but written by the Stepford Wives' committee. ^.^