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important day
Today is a very important day, people.
It is the birthday of one of the most significant people in my RL, 2bq.
Yes, yes, he has an LJ too but that's not important. Over the emotional dramarama of the past year, Jim has kept me from offing anyone while simultaneously offering to bury the bodies. THAT is friendship. :-)
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hooked on phonics did NOT work for me
The pope is here, yay, whatever. The point is, every time I see the phrase "papal mass" in the news, I read it as "paypal mass" and I can't figure out what the hell paypal is doing throwing a damn mass.
PAYPAL MASS TO ALL!!!!
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fat oppression olympics
Before I say anything else, ANYTHING, I want say this: I AM FAT. I am going to say the word fat a lot in this post, so if you're afraid of it, don't read any further ( Read more... ) -
attn: 2bq
Your friend is back! Clearly I was not nearly as entertaining as you were to sustain an entire conversation.
(9:58:21 AM) CellularSalmon: In homage to that which came before us: I say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
(9:58:34 AM) Lex: i cannot say that i have, no -
attn: male shaped persons
If someone leaves the toilet seat up AGAIN and I nearly sit IN the toilet again, I will surely commit murder.
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bleargh
I have now had this extremely phlegm-y head cold on and off for an entire month now ( Read more... ) -
random questions for monday morning
1. Why is that I am the ONLY PERSON on this job site that can put a roll of toilet paper on the holder? Is it my vagina? Does my vagina give me super paper changing powers ( Read more... ) -
new amsterdam
Okay, I really don't like the show all that much, and there are a host of issues relating to John, his wives, his thousand children, SEKRIT NATIVE MAJICK, blah, blah, blah.
BUT.
Where is the fic? Specifically, fic centered on Omar and his complex relationship with his father? Or fic about his other children?
C'mon, people. Hook me up.