IF YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU KNOW IT -
PUT YOU HEAD IN THE OVEN.

IT HAS TO BE A GAS OVEN, YOU MORON!

I HATE PEOPLE THAT PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEIR HAIR THEN WHETHER THE LIGHT THEY ARE WAITING FOR HAS TURNED GREEN - AND THEN FLICK YOU OFF WHEN YOU HONK AT THEM.

MY BRAIN IS BROKE.

IF COMPUTERS ACTUALLY SUCKED

I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

"IF I DON'T HATE YOU...

IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T MET YOU"

WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO REINSTATE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR STUPID?

TALK ABOUT SOLVING OVERPOPULATION PROBLEMS.

http://peterdavid.malibulist.com/archives/005112.html

http://calebbullen.livejournal.com/956918.html

JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO ACCEPT HIM SHITTING IN OUR EARS. YES/NO? YES!

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IRON MAN ( Read more... )

SO, THESE DAYS "RED" MEANS REPUBLICAN. CONSERVATIVE, IF YOU WILL. OR AT THE VERY LEAST IT IS THE COLOR OF THOSE STATES PREDOMINATED BY PEOPLE WHO EASILY SUCCUMB TO THE FEAR TACTICS EMPLOYED BY THE REPUBLICANS IN CHARGE ( Read more... )

I'M SURPRISED THAT SLOW DRIVERS DON'T NATURALLY DRIFT TO THE RIGHT LANE SINCE SLOW PEOPLE FLOCK TO THE RIGHT.