Two parts grey, one part blue, and a couple of secret ingredients to counteract the most noxious effects. The Flowers will kill me for this but hey, what can they do, fire me? My brain's already fried.

And I'll be damned if I let a kid go through that.

Been talking with some kid named Mel. Seems she has a bit of a psychopath Stu problem that I might take care of. It sounds like a challenge- read: fuck, I'm going to get my ass kicked.

Other than that, not much... although I just heard about Alec's wife and kids yesterday. God, I feel horrible for him.

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Heh. Accurate.

Gods, I haven't updated this in a dog's age ( Read more... )

...I'm back.

Stop worrying about me, please.

I hate:

a) stress
b) the female menstrual cycle
c) everything.

No, of course I don't get sick days for my period. Of coooourse not. Nope. Menstruating isn't a problem for most women, why should it be one for me?

And of course a groaning, moaning, incredibly pained bodyguard is absolutely terrifying.

I hate the world.

There's nothing like good chocolate ice cream ( Read more... )

So Chryse comes back from her honeymoon, saying she saw Kageru and talked with him and that he's really depressed about me being gone. She says he'd have gone with me if I'd asked ( Read more... )

I hate the outside world already. Living with Mom, the other Mom and Philip- he who will never be called Dad, I mean, honestly, that's just odd. I got a job at a petstore, too, they must have been incredibly needy of people. I can stand the small animals and little kids, but I don't know how I'm not going to kill the damn customers ( Read more... )