crap_shag

not crap

kateadreena wrote in crap_shag Nov 20, 2003 23:10

but funny ( Read more... )

Clinging on for dear life.

satsumagirl wrote in crap_shag Nov 19, 2003 20:44

Hello, this is my first post on crap shag. One of my ex's (from many moons ago) live at home with mummy. Mummy was a completely mad creature, and surrounded herself with several cats, 2 dogs, stick insects, ponies and goats. Anyhow, mid shag (boring missionary as bloke couldn't manage much more than this) and blokie was getting rather excited (I ( Read more... )

And the last crap shag to report today, briefly:

velvetfox wrote in crap_shag Nov 19, 2003 18:44

As a sixth former at St Chris, I took it as my sacred duty to deflower a few fifth year boys. I still have a thing for schoolboys actually, but I tend to look not touch now that I'm middle-aged ( Read more... )

First night

velvetfox wrote in crap_shag Nov 19, 2003 18:30

Or: "The first night with the bloke who would I one day marry ( Read more... )

One that androktone has just reminded me of:

velvetfox wrote in crap_shag Nov 19, 2003 18:16

Whilst I was going out with Graham, he used to annoy me incredibly so I pulled a (rather large) number of people to amuse myself with. One of whom was in the RAF based at the local RAF place - whatever that was, I wasn't terribly interested ( Read more... )

Coppus Interruptus(Or, why boys should never show girls their weapons.)

sarcaustik wrote in crap_shag Nov 19, 2003 15:40

I should point out that the following story is not about a crap shag per-se. The bloke in question was a reasonable lay if a little prone to murmering cheesy sweet nothings, but I digress.This incident occured on the morning of Friday 13th December 1996, in the halls of residence at Keele University. The previous day my friend Felicity's room had ( Read more... )

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zeke_hubris wrote in crap_shag Nov 17, 2003 16:06

I have just set up a new community that might interest you lot.

good_shag

Have fun :-)

Whit-bye bye

xeavia wrote in crap_shag Nov 15, 2003 18:53

Ok, thought I should introduce meeself to this by posting my most recent crap shag at a Whitby not one million miles away ( Read more... )

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velvetfox wrote in crap_shag Oct 22, 2003 19:55

Worse, ladies and gents, than stubbly legs on a lady, is a stubbly chest on a man. A man who is wearing a silk shirt that sticks to the stubble and grates on it as you try and grope him and you don't realise afterwards as you begin to sober up and realise that you've been shagging on a sofa in Levenshulme and have stubbed a cigarette out in your ( Read more... )

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kassage wrote in crap_shag Oct 21, 2003 13:46

When I was in university - probably about 19 or so, I frequented a shithole night club called the warehouse. At the time, it was the ultimate shiznit, and I was there every weekend without fail ( Read more... )