Gay people...seriously...just shut. the. fuck. up. As a whole, just shut the fuck up for two seconds! Quit pissing all over Obama because "he hasn't done anything for gay people yet" he's still the just the president-elect, you rainbow flag waving morons! He can't do anything yet. And even in Illinois he helped get a pretty heavy duty protect the ( Read more... )

I. Can't. Fucking. Stand wiggers. There's one sitting next to me right now, and I'm about two seconds away from busting her in the face with the desktop...or maybe even the keyboard that I'm typing on because I'm quite sure that some of it will end up stuck between her gapped out teeth. Seriously..bitch...you're on the third floor, being loud as ( Read more... )

I like going to higher grounds coffee shop, more so than I like the coffee on campus because they always (except Arie who's pretty good about the hook-up) want to give you a latte with stale ass espresso, like you're some sort of coffee virgin and can't taste the fact that not only did they burn the shit but they burned it and left it sitting ( Read more... )

Well...the election is finally, thankfully, over. I don't think I could have handled one more frickin month of election coverage. No, in fact, I know that I couldn't have. We also all know that Barack Obama is going to be the next president of the United States and the first African-American to work in the white house and not actually be building ( Read more... )

So...I went back to the infirmary today only to have them tell me that it's not a bacterial thing, but they have absolutely no idea what it could possibly be...and the medicine they've put me on...they're not even sure it's working...whaaaaaaaatever...plus, they don't speak english, they speak an abomination of doctor jargon that I will never ( Read more... )

So...I'm sick. Cool, right...except I'm the kind of person who worries. I got it from my mom, my grandma, it just runs in the family. I've gotten better at not being too annoyed with worrying, but I do it, even when I try to do it less. It just happens, but I got a call from the infirmary after hours. It was my doctor who reviewed what my case and ( Read more... )

Dear Morbidly Obese Lady,
     I'm sorry that you were in Eartfare today bitching about how people hate you because you're fat. I'm afraid that I'll have to inform you that you are not fat. You are morbidly obese. You are in imminent danger of death. In fact, I'm quite sure death has been waiting on you for quite some time. He sat there, across from ( Read more... )

...is a nigga. This dude is the frickin Uncle Ruckus to Barack Obama. Remember when Uncle Ruckus sang the "new nigga" song? Don't trust dem new niggas ovuh dere! Spreadin they nigga essence in da air! Those happy nappy niggas wit dey fingas on 'the presidential trigga! I wanna be that cool nigga ovuuuuuuh deeeeeeer!' Yeah, I edited it, but that's ( Read more... )

I want Kelly Rowland to be my baby's momma...

that's all.

good bye.

I am currently taking Sexual Violence and Deviance with the Chippettes from Alvin and the Chipmunks. That's right...two white girls who look as though they wouldn't know rape from drunken rat sex and a black girl who is...no longer a negro. At all. I doubt she ever even had a negro card. In fact, I'm pretty sure she's just some random white girl ( Read more... )