Here's the thing. I'm going to be a teacher. I've wanted to be one forever. I'm going to be a writer too, but TEACHING... I’m sick and tired of these people who view teaching as a “fallback” career. It is not a job that’s there if you suck up at ( Read more... )

I've cheated on livejournal with tumblr. Seriously, if you're looking for me: comosehomo.tumblr.com

I am going to marry Kelly Clarkson. I just thought you guys should know. In case it appears in the news within the next week that she went "missing"...just know that she's okay.

Is it wrong that I could catch the 9:26 bus to my apartment and refuse to do so because I don't want to deal with my weird ass roommate who I saw in the library and who I know is waiting to catch the same bus I was going to? No. I don't think it's wrong at all. I'm waiting until the 10:26 comes along...maybe then she'll be in bed...or talking to ( Read more... )

There is Valentine's Day vomit everywhere! Seriously...I never really paid much attention before, or maybe I did, and no longer do...but damn...and today at work they actually put it on the, and the announcer said the station name every thirty seconds like he was Marvin Gaye, LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE Station. Every damned song was, "Oh baaaaby I looove you ( Read more... )

My roommate had this goldfish...and it was the saddest little fish that anyone in the whole world could hope to see. You could look into his eyes and just see his amoeba brain begging you to let him die. She hadn't cleaned his bowl in forever, the water was so cloudy that if the unfortunate little bastard swam to the middle you couldn't even see ( Read more... )

My brother is a damned fool...but in the good way. Seriously, that little nigga calls me every hour or two, and the conversation generally tends to go like this:
Jay: 'ey...what you doin'?
Me: Uh...nothing, I'm bout to (do homework, play my game, read some, go out for a beer, etc.)
J: Oh...ok...
M: Did you need something?
J: Nah...so um...what you doin ( Read more... )

I've decided that I'm not going to be her friend...and I didn't make this decision out of spite, but because being her friend serves me no purpose. It does absolutely nothing for me, and everything for her. That, and I don't miss her like I used to. Granted, I still do occasionally, but I don't really think about her anymore, or look for text ( Read more... )

Some white kid next to me, just glanced in my direction, then turned to his friend and asked if black history month was in February or March, then glanced at me out of the corner of his eye like I was going to supply the answer ( Read more... )

I just checked my bank account and it's 800 bucks lighter than it should be...and at first I was freaking out. Wouldn't anyone? I mean seriously, eight hundred fucking dollars! So I check to see who the money went to, and it said Priceline...that bullshit website with william shatner as the spokesperson. So then I call my bank and ask them what the ( Read more... )