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ALL FEAR THE MIGHTY VIRGINIA!!!! THE BRINGER OF THE BLACK PLAGUE AND DEATH TO MILLIONS!!!!!!!! The middle ages felt her wrath will you??!!! Don't fuck with what you can not handle!!

Did you see that bird? It just stood there and crapped like it was nothing. I wish i could just stand there and crap like it was nothing. Actually, I just wish I could crap.
-anonymous armstrong student

Ok its official, if I see "A Christmas Story" one more time I am going to end it all. Honestly, what the hell are the people at TBS thinking when they decide to put on "A Christmas Story" back to back FOR 24 HOURS. Personally, I was more inclined to watch the burning yule log on TV than the same movie I have seen every year. For those of you ( Read more... )

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Written on Taco Bell "Border Sauce" packets:
"The road to mediocrity is littered with empty ketchup packets"
"How many of these do you already have in your glove compartment"
"why order a taco when you can ask it politely?"

"Angel dust" is really called Phencyclidine and has the chemical formula C17H25N.