crash_dark

Band promotes metrosexuality

crash_dark Oct 11, 2007 15:14

I was listening to Client's 'Get your man' earlier, and suddenly realised what they're really saying. Whilst you may think the lyric is 'Get your man back', it's obviously meant as an anthem for modern men everywhere and is, in fact, 'Get your man bag'. How could I have thought it was otherwise ( Read more... )

jokes

In case you're wondering....

crash_dark Oct 28, 2004 10:54

I do update this journal pretty regularly, but it's friends-only. If you'd like to be added so you can read the details of my mundane life, please leave a comment here.

Quizilla...it's habit-forming

crash_dark May 14, 2004 08:08

OK, ANOTHER quiz...to be followed by an update later, if today turns out to be quieter than the manic thing that was yesterday.

I stole this one from DJPsyche, for a change...

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Me as a stereotype....

crash_dark May 11, 2004 16:39

Which poem are you?
And Death Shall Have No Dominion by Dylan Thomas
Man, you're dramatic and overwrought. Nothing is ever simple to you. You like to brood. You're probably one of those goths.

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I am still alive..

crash_dark May 10, 2004 14:49

...though only just after a great weekend LOL ( Read more... )

Another Quizilla thing...

crash_dark May 03, 2004 21:44

...shamelessly stolen from someone's journal. I know NO shame muahahahaha.

Actually, this one is a bit lame, but then, so am I!

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly
motivated. Sharp
thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves
attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm
Standpoint. Needs no ( Read more... )

Another amusing waste of time...

crash_dark May 02, 2004 22:07

...thanks Vampirella. Will you take a nipple-grazing as your reward?

The Potion Makervampirella666ium is a cloudy, porous orange solid siphoned from the heart of a platypus.crash_darkium is a milky, runny magenta gel derived from the lungs of a bandersnatch.Mixing vampirella666ium with crash_darkium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a ( Read more... )