Hey kids! I know I'm probably like, the worst father figure you guys have, being as I only call about twice a year, but here we are again! Times are times. I'm actually pretty happy, I've been writing a bit, both music and text. I've got a great girlfriend who's a little off her rocker, a brand new job where I'm taking home decent cash, and the ( Read more... )

...meanwhile i'm getting reacquainted with an old friend...

"Pop Secret? ...Pop Secret??!? IS OSCAR MY FATHER?"

aaaagghh! i threw my back out! aaaggghhh!

...pain...

hello, friends and acquantances.

how do you fare?
despite what you may have heard, i'm alive. despite a brief spat with parents, i'm back working with them. things can only improve thus far. thus far thus far.

are you guys all cool? is everything alright?

i hope so.

goodnight.

Christian.

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my sister just went into labor.

why do my secrets always hurt so much as they leave my mouth? i swear, they're covered in razorblades that stick up like the hair on a threatened cat. when i vomit them, i can just feel my throat churning. and being mangled. unrecognisably mangled. In my dreams i've always found that secrets are something that need not be shared, but in real life i ( Read more... )

true feelings! what a nice thing.

please break my heart, please send me away. forever.

(if anyone can think of a way to get this song out of my head, please tell me.)

so, scott's moving to florida. leaving me and ross roommateless. until we find somebody else, it appears that ross's brother is moving in. and while this does mean xbox 360, it also means some trouble ( Read more... )

... i had two thoughts ( Read more... )