Ick.

[crashhooligan]

I'm sick and I'm going to complain. I'm not actually sick, just hungover but it's really bad because I'm throwing up a lot and honestly I just really, really want a cheeseburger, but I can't even keep down water. I feel pitiful and hungry

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[kinky_vodka]

HEY SLUT! HOW COME WHEN I SEE ROY YOU ARE NEVER THERE. HOW COME WHEN I GO TO VISIT CHARLIE AT LINDT YOU ARE NEVER THERE. HOW COME YOU DONT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME. MEAN! what happened to our book club. we need to start. first book is running with scissors..i have already started, so you have to catch up. begin reading or die. CALLL MEEEE!!!

[crashhooligan]

To answer your questions...
I am never with Roy because you always see him downtown while he is at work. During this time I am at home sleeping/eating/watching tv/playing sims.

You never see me when you visit Charlie because only one chocolate advisor works at a time, unless it's really busy, like at Christmas.
(Also, Sharon wanted me to tell you that she wasn't glaring at you, and she's not mad at you or anything. She was just in a bad mood that day and she was trying the train this fucking spaz-attack bitch, and Charlie was busy showing you PDA, which is against store policy anyway, and not helping the customers, which meant Sharon had to stop her training. Yeah, I like that really, really long sentence.) So yeah, you're welcome at the Chocolate Shop provided Charlie does his job like a good boy. heh.

But yeah, we should hang out sometime. I tried to visit you on Sunday at Panera, but I didn't see you there.

And in my defense, my phone hasn't been ringing much either.

You are saucy!!

[kinky_vodka]

i only work nights now, it's really vampire goth of me, ehhh?????? so i wouldn't have been there untill you came during the night. Since you ususually spend your nights steaming pajamas and virginity, that explains it.