Yes Kevin Fowler was awesome. Maybe even better than last time. I don't know what you're talking about Desi :)

URG! Why do men say one thing and do another? Are they incapable of executing the things they say? For that, I would call them boys. This comes to show that age IS insignificant. How ironic. I was right all along ( Read more... )

Seashells do not go in toilets

If you have granny hips, old men will hit on you

There is NO Captain in the Texas Southern Pucker

Drunk Cringole + big giant truck = watch out

To sum up, we're having fun, you look young.

Everclear does NOT settle well

I just realized that me and Lorena drank two bottles of crown in like 3 days.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY!? did border patrol finally catch you?

An eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of agression, and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, SWIRLING ( Read more... )

Gruene Hall here we come!!

GAD last night was awesome. Despite my friends leaving me and getting beer spilled all over me, it was great. Went country dancing, with no alchohol in me, and it was still wonderful. Best of all was roger though. Well, and waterburger. LOVE!

My mom is down to a Medium now instead of XL. I'm so proud of her :}

SIX THINGS IN YOUR ROOM ( Read more... )