just for the record, that was the worst birthday ever.
and college is a huge pain in the ass.

ATTENTION ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT CAN READ THIS:
My Graduation Party is TOMORROW. I know I slacked on sending out invitations but you all should come anyways. Tomorrow, from 2-6 at my house. 774 Polvadera. Commerce, 48382. Mapquest that bitch. Or call me. 248-766-5732. All the cool kids are going. If I like you, please come and eat all my food.

i have mono.
oh, and tonsillitis.

yeah, it's a little bit funny.
but if i ever find out who gave it to me, i'll kill them.

Alright, I need help. I am currently in the process of making a "PIMP PARTY LIMO PROM MIX" and I need all you motherfuckers to give me some good song suggestions.
1, 2, 3....GO!

spring break 2005, bitches. (there's about 7,000 pictures behind this cut)

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( to robbie, gibb, & turner: (but mostly robbie and turner) )

last night, at 7-11 at 12 at night, i almost got ass raped by a middle aged man in a white grand dam. this is because robbie and gibb thought it would be funny to steal the blaze and drive away for ten minutes leaving me in 7-11's parking lot and vulnerable to all creepy ass men. thanks guys ( Read more... )

girls night out was a success and much needed. despite the abundance of creepy, ass guys and to gibb's disappointment, we did not get ass raped. the majority of the night will remain confidential. night's like those remind me of everything that i will miss next year. the only thing to look forward to is the ending of high school bullshit drama, ( Read more... )

Congratulations! You got your photo on a bottle of Jonse Soda or Jones Soda Naturals! You are the cream of the crop! The king of the hill! The cat's meow! And before you go thinking that we're being sarcastic, let me assure you that we really, truly mean it. Only a mere 1% of all submitted photos make it to the much sought after Jones label. So, ( Read more... )

happy 18th birthday to:
michelle "chelle" rigsby
&
rachel "mother fucking" smith!
<3