Job History @ Mostly Harmless

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March 2011
- unemployed slacker

April 2011
- Harpy Exterminator [Minimum]

--- Upgrade to Somewhat Decent

May 2011
- Harpy McBird mascot [Somewhat Decent] (Fired)
- Hall Monitor [Somewhat Decent]

June 2011
- Mambo Kings ruffle-shirted band member [Somewhat Decent]

July 2011
- Taser test dummy [Somewhat Decent]

--- Upgrade to College Degree

August 2011
- College Professor [College Degree]

September 2011
- Refugee Watch Patrol [College Degree]

October 2011
- Pizza Chef [College Degree]

November 2011
- Zamboni Driver [College Degree]

December 2011
- Giant magma snake wrangler [College Degree]

January 2012
- Space Beekeeper [College Degree]