If anyone asks, I did it on purpose.

Don LaFontaine died, and most of you might not know who that is, but he was the dude that did all those really intense voice overs for movie trailers. He was one of my favorite voice actors and actually my first choice for someone to narrate my life (Followed closely by James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman, but he gets too much narration work as it ( Read more... )

Guys, I'm gonna level with you... fucking raccoons stole my hat.

Seriously?

Sometimes I can be so mean. So utterly mean to my core. To be so wrathful that it brings out an ugliness in me. I have, for the past few days, been that mean. And there's something oddly satisfying about it. It's like I'm making up for every time I just smiled and played along every time someone sleighted me. Like maybe I was just saving up all my ( Read more... )

Man, I need something really good to happen to me to me soon or else I am done with all this.

Only you guys in my grade are gonna appreciate this, but I just remembered that I once hung out with Hussein. And only once. He came over to MJ's and I tried to teach him to use tabit, we hung out for a bit and he left. And that was it.

I'm feeling really confident right now for some reason. Like I couldn't be denied anything right now. It's feel really rad and powerful, and I can't really remember the last time I felt this good. Let's hope this feeling lasts ( Read more... )

oh my god, i can hardly digest this sandwich is so intense. it's making my tongue bleed. it's delicious.

how does everyone out there feel about this statement:
"beef jerky is meat gum."

Nicole Merriwether Larkin is a thief of Octopus Santas.