I haven't updated in forever and a day, but you know what, I don't care.  I went home for spring break and got sick (Thanks, Ang and Dad).  When I'm at school, I'm completely healthy; I go home for a week and they give me their disease.  For some reason it just keeps getting worse.  Last weekend it seemed like it would end, but then I woke up ( Read more... )

I really hate forwarded emails that tell you to do something: send this to 500 people in the next 7 seconds or your head will implode, sign at the bottom to stop the senseless killing of lady bugs, those sorts of things.  But my sister, the Queen of Forwards--doesn't she have three kids and a job?--sent me these and I guess I'm in a sentimental ( Read more... )

We've finally cracked.  Bonnie and I have been up much too late studying.  Well, you can't really call it studying.  We added some Green Day to the 1021 Party Mix, but Bonn's computer can't do two things at once so we had to forgo listening to music while it thought.  This led to some insanity, namely my singing random songs for half an hour.  Also ( Read more... )

Today I decided I would actually have breakfast before class.  On Tuesdays and Thursday I normally end up doing nothing in my room before philosophy so I woke up a little early to allow extra time for eating.  Much to my surprise, when I got downstairs, LSD had already started serving lunch!  It was only 11:10!  Who eats lunch at 11:00 in the ( Read more... )

Edith Hamilton's version of the Pandora story didn't seem to be quite so explicit.

Today is so blah.  It was snowing earlier.  We watched a movie in philosophy today and when I walked outside it was just as dark there as it was in the classroom.  I could really go for a nap now.  Last night Bonnie and I cleaned our entire room for health ( Read more... )

While everyone is discussing their social lives and other petty issues, I have some terrible new: Blink 182 broke up.  Technically, they're going on an "indefinite hiatus," but we all know what that means.  When I logged onto AOL to check my mail this afternoon, among the other flashing news stories I saw the disturbing headline: "The rumors were ( Read more... )

Yes, this is a conversation with my roommate, and yes, we were in the same room.

bon bonn86: this is serious poopy
White23Sox: do you want me to read you a calc problem so you'll feel better?
bon bonn86: thats ok
bon bonn86: do you like shhh?
White23Sox: he scares me a little
bon bonn86: haha i know
White23Sox: his head looks a little distorted too
bon ( Read more... )

In lieu of doing my calc and mythology, I've decided to share some jokes that my sister sent me.

On an Electrician's truck :  "Let us remove your shorts."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:   "We're #1 in the #2 business."
At a ( Read more... )

An early Happy Valentine's Day to all!  I'm very much in the spirit now that I went to my sister's party.  Besides making a huge mess in my kitchen, we created some lovely works of art, including Bonnie's rendition of our 1021 party, complete with Olsen twins AND Paris Hilton.  Angela made not one, but TWO cakes for the event, and, as always, ( Read more... )

What's wrong with me?  All week I looked forward to today.  After my test I was supposed to rest.  No homework, no thought.  So why do I feel so crappy?  I actually kind of want to work on my calc homework now.  At least then I have a purpose and feel like I'm accomplishing some challenge.  It provides some excuse for being anti-social.  "I can't ( Read more... )