I noticed that in my last post, there wasn't NEARLY enough cursing, berating and overall offensive language. I will now proceed to remedy that ( Read more... )

That's what I used to describe a tie to someone at work today. That's when I realized that I was too sick to do anything right. hehehe ( Read more... )

Just kidding. It really isn't ( Read more... )

I saw Hidalgo, and this is what I got out of it ( Read more... )

I'm excited today ( Read more... )

Why is everything I do like a shiny new toy under the christmas tree of orphaned children everywhere? It's as if I have Midus' touch, but without the bad stuff, like not being able to eat... or masturbate. I am the the Mr. Clean to the dirty kitchen floors of everyone's life ( Read more... )

holy SHIT I'm drunk right now ( Read more... )

Man, niggahs are funny ( Read more... )

Know who I feel sorry for? Alaskan crab fishermen. They get their hands chopped off so I can get some good EATS when I go out. Now THAT is service. We shouldn't tip the waiters as much as we should tip the mother-fuckers that GOT the food in the FIRST place. OH YEAAAAA ( Read more... )

But seriously though, I go nothin' but love for the Kenn-zor. Hopefully, at this moment, he is tossing back a few Guinesses' just for me, and thinking about how its odd that he is drinking something, yet his stomach feels completely full LONG before his bladder does ( Read more... )