poor kittens

[crazybluepixie]

Inappropriate names for the kitten I plan on getting next year, all inspired by opera

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[grumpyoldman]

Nerd alert.

[reallydeadkitty]

I'm gonna name my hypothetical kitten Comrade Fluffypants the Fourth.

[helicalsatyr]

Submit your list to McSweeneys. It really reads like a McSweeney's list. You do know what McSweeney's is, right? It's the greatest internet time-waster ever.

[scrim]

Mine will be named Potato and University Boulevard. Because that is how I roll. And Di stole her cat's name from me.