... the hell?

This story is weird in all kinds of ways. Thanks, Nigeria, for keepin' it crazy.

Mr. Alpaca is off to Japan! He is trading in crab hats and chicken fried steak for a plane ride and some shrimp ice cream.


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Dear friends,

While you may have at some point considered running away and joining the circus, may I suggest not becoming a clown in Colombia?

Somebody in Colombia does not like clowns.

I fear for your safety.

Love,
Diana

So Adam and I have had the least productive day ever, but at least we found this:

Holy Crap! Santa!

Also, for a refutation of the claim that Trees < Lions = Kenya wins!, please to be visiting this informative site.

Kenya believe it!

"Without ammunition, even the most high-tech weapon is useless."

Do you know what Word wanted me to do with 'most high-tech'?

If you guessed 'high-techest', you'd be right.

Stupid, stupid Microsoft.

FRIEND TYPE PEOPLE WHO ARE SENIORS:

Yours truly is running for Class of 2006 alumni officer. You got the email this morning. To be voting! For me! Please?

If I win, cookie party for everybody who voted!

Oh! Hey! Y'all!

If you see postcards hanging around campus like


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Thomas, I saw this and thought of you.

Hot damn! I can TOTALLY take this exam! It really is things I've studied! Hells yes I can write on ethnic and sectarian violence! And the end of the Cold War not making the world safer! And opposition to globalization! And even liberalism, if necessary! Ahahaha! I win![Edit: 1:11pm] Oh my God, all I want is to go outside and be done with this. I ( Read more... )

I can't believe how much coffee I've had today, and how tired I still am. Upsetting ( Read more... )