somebody wish me a fucking safe trip to israel before i leave tomorrow.

do it or die.

-Jew

Alright, so - yesterday at around 2:30 pm I'm sleeping soundly in my fucking bed, right? My fucking phone decides to go off and wake me up! Naturally, I didn't know the number, nor who had been calling me ( Read more... )

you have all been warned! either leave a whole cheesecake on the hood of your car or on your front porch, otherwise your house or car will be severely egged or bologna'd ( Read more... )

Yes, that's right...come Friday night, myself and my partner in crime (Arab) will be meddling with cars and bologna. This is how we came about the idea ( Read more... )

So today is the infamous Mothers Day and I woke up at 3:58 pm! Doesn't that show how respectful I am towards my mommy? This is probably because Gabe and I really don't have anything better to do at 2 am every night so we somehow wind up at the Casino, with the exception of a late-night Denny's run. Whatever the case is, Happy Mothers Day, Mom ( Read more... )

Oh this story is gonna have y'all laughinnnnnn ( Read more... )

All I can say is congratulations on a job well done on "Antigone."

You all made my trip back home worth every minute.

Bottoms Up,
Mitch

Good luck Troupe 4879 with your production of "Antigone" tomorrow night ( Read more... )

What up Neegs ( Read more... )

Check this shit out, bitches! I got a story y'all are gonna DIE over ( Read more... )