I would like to say that

If I ever find out that anybody I know has raped anyone, I will fucking kill them. Fucking kill them.

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Ariel says:
"NOT SHORTS! PANTS! I CAN'T WEAR SHORTS!!!"

me: "why?"

A: "I can't wear shorts. I have to wear pants."

me: "but its hot out. Wear shorts."

A: "NO!! PANTS! NOT SHORTS! PANTS!"

my two year old sister is insane. Currently, she is mooing.

It happened.

Another person spelled "retarDed" like "retarTed".

It hurts.

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*sigh*

You want to see this.

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( me me and more me )

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