oh..... hello

According to my mother it is still the season of goodwill. i would sincerely like to see proof of this as it doesn't sound good. y shud i have to be nice to people in january? i mean its cold and my liver is recovering from previous binge drinking. so i bet ur all wondering how my christmas/new has been. well i'm sorry but i can't remember. cept ( Read more... )

I am in quite the mood to beat my family to death with a frozen chicken. a pound of mince on a stick would do but i think a frozen chicken would be delightfully fowl.

there appears to be some kind of pervert/potential sex attacker in the village. this woman from down the road who my mum knows came home to find her back door open and that her toilet had been used. she presumed it was her 20 year old son but as she went to close the door a man started running from the end of the garden. she managed to close the ( Read more... )

Is it illegal to entice children into your house with sweets and lock them in a cupboard and perform disgusting sexually deprived acts on them?

I'm pregnant

so i got paid yesterday, £805 which isn't bad i am going to spend a large porpion of it on a legendary FENDER STRATOCASTER, the king of all guitars. mmmm lovely. went to the pub on friday. which was nice i suppose. i was quite tired so i was not much of a conversation contributor. got quite drunk nontheless. god i'm funny wen i'm drunk. and i am a ( Read more... )

i love mint kit kats. fuck you

seeing as no1 seems to be writing on here any more. i thought i would make your day. entertaining myself in the process. so i've not been up to much. school and associated things. cudnt do nethin this weekend due to  uncooperative parents. so i stayed at home and played with my instrument. also found out that the pokemon rap (gotta catch em all) ( Read more... )

ok ok ok i definately need to drink less wen i get drunk. last nite at alices i had 10 pints of carling that i brought and two pints of carling given to me by someone else and then i had most of a bottle of sum archers stuff. i wasn't sick but i felt sick for a large portion of the night and i cudn't reely move or see or talk very well. i think my ( Read more... )