I feel that I only need to update when very important things happen that are amazing or something. And last night was definitely the best and most amazing ever ( Read more... )

Why the fuck do I always seem to find a way to fuck up when the situation even seems to provide some fool-proof way to not fuck up. Why do I suck with money. Why why why why why ( Read more... )

The perfect boy I would ever love is a made up online boy named Lars. Sigh ( Read more... )

1. What did you do in 2004 that you've never done before? Hmmm... probably a lot of things that I can't remember. I went to NC, SC, Texas and Florida, which accounts for more travel I've done in my entire life up to this year. Got a FREAKING SEXY GIRLFRIEND (holler dh). And triple kissed like 34 times too many ( Read more... )

Today, inspired by Mary and Erin Bovenzi, I looked on Facebook for Fishers. There were 791 of them. One of the first ones to show up was Andrew Fisher, a really hot boy in a french maid costume (at least I hope it was a costume). So I looked up all the Andrew Fishers and 6 showed up. I messaged two of them and they both messaged me back. It ( Read more... )

Ok guys it's a little early but no one is awake and we have to leave in 8 minutes. It's pretty promising. I just want to tell you all a story about how my life is so shitty ( Read more... )

Today Chrissy was talking to me about how I need to not be such a pussy when it comes to guys, because she notices that I just let them brain-wash me so easily. Ok... not really brainwash... more like make me go against what I want to really do. She said, "Emily, you are so independent and that's one of the greatest things about you, but you let ( Read more... )

Oh hey one time the guys' suite went to the hospital like everyday. John went twice because one time Jim jumped on him and his tooth went into John's head and then there was a huge hole in it. And I am laughing out loud while I write this. Then John woke up and was dying because his entire left side of his body was in lots and lots of pain and I ( Read more... )

I remember when summer would end and everyone ever would have those lyrics in their away messages and it makes me laugh still ( Read more... )

Guys I love retail. It makes me laugh. One day I would just look at a baby robe and laugh because it was so cute. Miss Iman came in the other day and I yelled OH MY GOD. Because I love her so much. Two girls I was working with were like "There is a huge sale in lingerie go buy things" while we were working. And I <3 Sundeep. One time I got ( Read more... )