1st Session

[crazyforcrazies]

[The communicator clicks on and a cheery voice speaks.]

Good afternoon, passengers! The good Captain asked me to introduce myself.

I'm Dr. Mann, you can call me Guy. I'll be your go-to guy if you're ever feeling kinda down, or just need some friendly advice.

[He pauses, then bursts out laughing.]

Ahaha, sorry, that one gets me every time.

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Comments

[canttrustliars]

Good luck with this bunch.

[crazyforcrazies]

And who is "this bunch"?

[canttrustliars]

This batch of passengers. A lot of them aren't exactly cooperative.

[crazyforcrazies]

And you don't consider yourself a part of "this bunch"?

[Goodness, those are some impressive delusions of grandeur, Hajime.]

[pimp_hat]

Yeah, gonna have to say no to dat mon.

[crazyforcrazies]

No no, it's Mann, not Mon.

[pimp_hat]

Da hell joo talkin' 'bout mon?

[crazyforcrazies]

Aha. Haha.

Sorry, another little joke.

[sonotyourdog]

Like I need to talk to some shrink.

[crazyforcrazies]

Ah, think of me as a pal. A friend. A buddy. Good old Guy and his wacky Shootin' the Breeze sessions. Eh? Eh?

[sonotyourdog]

No.

[crazyforcrazies]

No?

And why not?

[psychoticracer]

[Snort.]

Not likely.

[crazyforcrazies]

And what is "not likely", hmm?

[psychoticracer]

[A snicker.]

"Therapy sessions." That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

[crazyforcrazies]

Mmhm. And what is your aversion to therapy, mister ...?

[brynkitten]

Are you serious?

Your name is Guy...Mann?

[crazyforcrazies]

Yeah, but call me Guy.

[brynkitten]

Riiight.

...

Might wanna lay off the puns if you want people to take you seriously.

[crazyforcrazies]

Ah, humor lightens the atmosphere. We're all buddies here.