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Ahem.  Well.

Hello there, passengers!  I apologize for my long absence; even skeleton guards need buddy time.  They were worried they had no body to go with.

[Pause for laughter, then Guy cracks up over the comms.  He collects himself a few moments later.]

Haha, I kill me.

Oh my, we've had a lot of new boarders, haven't we?

[The sounds of ( Read more... )

My my my, you people do come and go, don't you?

I'll have to update my files again. Hrmm ...

[There's a loud, irritating buzzing sound over the comm, which only grows louder with the sounds of occasional ripping and tearing as Guy shreds the files of passengers who have left the boat. And he's thoughtful enough to leave the comm running while ( Read more... )

[A familiar voice clears itself across the comms.  Well, sort of familiar.  It's been a while, hasn't it?]

Good afternoon, passengers!  Did you miss me?

[A pause for responses.]

GOOD!  Ha ha.  I see we have some new faces on board.

I'm Dr. Guy Mann, the resident therapist and "go-to guy".

[Another pause.]

Ha ha, sorry I couldn't resist.  Oh ( Read more... )

Well this is certainly unusual.

Good afternoon, passengers!  I do apologize for my absence of late.  I do hope no one needed to see me.

Now let's get back to business, shall we?

[Guy rustles a few papers, then clicks his tongue.]

MOAI!

(( OOC: Moai will suddenly find herself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There ( Read more... )

Ah, does anybody know where Dr. LaPointe is?

I don't mean to complain, but yesterday I had to treat a dog for chocolate poisoning and spend two hours cleaning the medical bay.  How am I supposed to find time for Buddy Time with all this extra work?

Now ah ... I've been reading his files and I'm concerned that he may have ... ah ...

... gone back

Well that was interesting wasn't it?  Haha, the captain has such a great sense of humor.

[Guy chuckles, then clears his throat and flips through his files.]

Now, let's see who's up next ...

LENNY!

(( OOC: Lenny will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a ( Read more... )

[Guy sounds edgy.  I wonder why.]

So ah, business as usual.  And how is everyone today?

[He clears his throat nervously.]

Right right.  Well, I'd like to ask Batou and Major Kusanagi to come to my office, please.

(( OOC: Batou and Major Kusanagi will suddenly find themselves whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked ( Read more... )

[Muttering.]

Let's nip this in the bud.

[He clears his throat.]

Link!

(( OOC: Link will suddenly find himself whisked into Guy's office by the spa on deck two. The door is locked and completely unbreakable! There's a lovely, comfortable couch in the corner, a calming fishtank full of brightly colored fish (though if you look too closely, you ( Read more... )