Buddy Time: Ironhide

[crazyforcrazies]

[A familiar voice clears itself across the comms.  Well, sort of familiar.  It's been a while, hasn't it?]

Good afternoon, passengers!  Did you miss me?

[A pause for responses.]

GOOD!  Ha ha.  I see we have some new faces on board.

I'm Dr. Guy Mann, the resident therapist and "go-to guy".

[Another pause.]

Ha ha, sorry I couldn't resist.  Oh

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Needless to say, the big Autobot is... displeased... by this turn of events. Not to mention confused.]

What--!

What is this!

[crazyforcrazies]

[Guy smiles warmly from his comfy chair and gestures to the couch opposite him.]

Please, have a seat. Ah, don't worry, it's been reinforced.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He glances at the couch, working optic narrowing. Did everyone hear about the stupid bed breaking?]

... I will stand. Who are you? What is the meaning of this?

[crazyforcrazies]

[Oh. Choosing to stand? Hmm, that's very telling.

Guy squints behind his reading glasses and scribbles a few notes before answering him.]

Buddy time. You know, just two buddies, shooting the breeze.

[He smiles.]

So tell me about yourself.

[medicalofficer]

... When last I checked, therapists were asked for, not forced upon.

[crazyforcrazies]

[Hrm. Flip flip.

He's checking your file and making notes, Ratchet.]

Ah yes well, Captain Redd likes to make sure his passengers are happy and mentally sound.

[medicalofficer]

[Ohh, he has a file? Scientific curiosity makes him want to read it.

You know, if he wasn't being so cranky. :|]

If you are looking to make Ironhide 'happy,' I might suggest returning his weapon systems.

I am admittedly curious as to why the sudden concern for his psychological well-being, when you have both organics and cybernetic beings who clearly need the help more - and have needed it since before their arrival.

[crazyforcrazies]

Ah, no can do, buddy. Weapons are kept safe and sound in the weapons lockers until we reach the Shore.

The Captain selects buddies, I just follow his orders. He's such a great man.

[Sigh~]

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

[shenghuanzhe]

Where the fuck've you been?

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

[crazyforcrazies]

The Captain needed some buddy time.

A lot of buddy time.

A lot.

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage nods gravely.]

Gotcha. He let you eat?

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

[crazyforcrazies]

Not nearly often enough, but it's understandable.

[chopshopgoddess]

...Did Ironhide do something wrong?

[crazyforcrazies]

Oh no, of course not. This is just routine.

[chopshopgoddess]

...Routine? Really?

[crazyforcrazies]

Mmhmm, Captain's orders. He wants everyone on board to be happy and healthy. Well, as much as we can manage, ha ha.

OMG! GUY IS BACK!!!

[weaponxi]

It appears that you did not vanish.

Yes, yes he is :3

[crazyforcrazies]

Eh? Ah! Ha ha, no I had other business to attend to.

*Was scared that you dropped him.* XD;;

[weaponxi]

But you are back now?

He wouldn't let me drop him XD

[crazyforcrazies]

For the foreseeable future. Can't get rid of me that easily, ha ha!